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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a communist video streaming service?

Niet-flix.

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness