Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please