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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

How many communists died during ww2?

Not enough

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.