What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes?

Chairman

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.