April Sale - 20% Off

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!