What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.