What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport