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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers?

The Jets

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Pepperoni Jokes More Pepperoni Jokes

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.