Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists?

Because they are phobes.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

Pepperoni Jokes More Pepperoni Jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.