What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones