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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane