What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!