What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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A head banger.

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It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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They both deal with checks and balances.

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Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.