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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.