What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.