What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!