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What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.