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What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

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How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.