Spartify
They use a sea lion.
The p is silent.
It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.
When there's white-out all over the screen
Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
It can't buy you money.
It's just what we tend to do
They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
Their personality.
Because her pee is silent.
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
I used to love tractors
They both used to have Les (less) Miles!
Skip to my loo.
Because they're not used to getting Snowden.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
A Dell.
A LexiCon
A Khalculator
Because he was sick of chainmail.
Remorse code
Plot Holders.
Use zodiac signs
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI
So they can prevent breakouts.
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
He used the Cross Walk.
They both used to be on top gear.
Instagran
Arrrrpg's
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
He used conditioner on them.
For Drizzle.
Using an easy-bake oven.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Extra virgin oil.
Elopping shears
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
She uses a perfect son.
Nothing, they are free of charge.
Made in China.
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
Because they're extinct
Camembert
Adobe Wan Kenobi
When he's quacked.
It won't be there
Parents
I'm stuck.
Because they are behind
They haven't got anti-aliasing.
Cottage cheese.
A closet closet.
Use the fork, Luke.
Nunja.
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
A GoProbe.
Cell Phones.
A PANDAwan learner.
He used a krypton-currency.
You use test tickles
Past tense.
A comic relief.
Because the condition was untweetable.
A smoothbore.
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
Logger-rhythms.
Swiping and wiping.
A worm hole
Pounce...
Because they use extra hops
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
Equationally.
TIE tanium
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts
Because they were using a Berner Phone.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!
Manuel.
Use some antioxidants
The long long farm.
Dubai fours
Because he always uses the force.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Because Americans use imperial unit system.
Petroleum
Mascarpone
I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.
Your mom.
Briiiiines...
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
A frog in a blender.
Whirled Peas
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
He goes back 4 seconds.
She uses all-porpoise cleaner!
All-porpoise cleaner.
Sharts.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Quack.
In pentagrams
What are our scientists doing
One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
