Yarrrrrsync!
Mascarpone!
Camembert!
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
A real mess on your hands.
If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
A seasaw
Papal towels.
Arab spring
Conditioner Gordon.
Your name
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
Someone else's!
Does anyone have a charger I could use
Cher-Mobile
They're used to people 'goblin' them!
Aloe, mate. I'm sorry
Slow down and use some lubricant.
Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.
Because they have to use their Endor voices.
Using saxitoxin.
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.
Fo Drizzle!
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
It uses a plant stand.
They use honeycombs.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
"Use the fork, Luke."
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
You use a boa restrictor
A.It's cloged up with paper plates.
Adobe Wan Kenobi
OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Duck tapes
Papal
A swipe and wipe.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
Your car.
A car in first-crash condition.
A casket
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
Starbucks
A TV Tropism.
Amiigo
Because their p is quiet.
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
He used base 3.
A. Electricity.
The cast-a-net.
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
The millitree.
Buster tire can I use your phone!
People that would use said word can't read.
AbDUCT tape
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
Star Bucks.
This guy.
Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
8-bitcoins
Your name! -
There were too many Links.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Sign language.
BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion
It takes longer to pick up
Once you get used to it it's not so hot.
He's already got a Thor Axe.
Because they cant find the point.
Because he was using fowl language!
Metal Gears
The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader
He used sarin wrap
Slow down and use lubricant.
They use quack!
Use tomato paste.
Shoplifting
They like to stay low-key.
They use boo-eys.
Sans Sheriff.
The living room
One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!
Mint conditioner.
Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!
A cross trainer.
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.
Her/she
Electricity.
Why not 17 What's stopping us
Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian
Use your test tickles
Use a squeegee board.
On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
They use a conveyor belt.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
Chop sticks!
A Chinese take away!
Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
Quack cocaine
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
A Clock-18
Idk how You've obviously never changed one.
I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.
The Mail Room
Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
