Because there is no quarter for the wicked.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
Purrgatory.
A flirtation device.
They log on
You use a spirit level.
Use the forks Luke.
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Moist-your-eyes-er
Mascarpone!
Trinary
A Waterloo
Ones used for cunning stunts.
Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.
So they have something to do at night.
He uses a cacti-lator!
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
U and I.
She was always using fowl language.
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
Demeter.
A pan. Duh!
Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame
Because he used a honey comb.
Bar tender
Spudify.
Camembert!
An archerd.
Evo-lotion.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Durashells
Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.
Frodough.
Using imperial units.
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
The Hodor-eliminating kind.
JabbaScript
When there are no attachments
Wait at a buzz stop!
So she could use it as a mirror.
A No. 2 pencil.
Their P is silent.
Bawdy wash.
Comcast
There's too many Links.
Horror-scopes!
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
A terror-phone.
Mom and Dad.
He uses a Luigi board.
I used to know it, but... Affogato.
Weirdo (weird dough).
There is writing on the White-out.
Quackbooks!
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
To find its stomate!
He leaves a dark mark
Pen and Oink!
She turned it over and used the other side.
To keep their hats pointed.
It was juts a stage he was going through.
A telefern
Adobe-Wan Kenobi
Root position cords.
Because they only use half pipes.
They use Bootox.
He used the Hookshot!
P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.
An ex-boxer.
They both love using the shredder.
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
I think I could use a Han here.
Fake money they use in prisons.
He couldn't part with it.
You use tulips.
The trainer responds, "The ATM"
Iced lolly.
Oz Moses.
All-porpoise cleaner.
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
Show your work.
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
He had to start from scratch.
Tom" Cruise Missiles.
A. Their personalities.
Too many incompatible drivers.
She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*
Because they lived once
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
He uses a hans free device
Because they literally can't even.
European
Quack cocaine
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
The screen stays black when you check the time.
A hotdog
Aerith-matic.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
A Clock-18
A centipede
A dead centipede.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.
Look for Fresh Prince
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
