A TV Tropism.
Amiigo
Because their p is quiet.
He used base 3.
The cast-a-net.
The millitree.
Buster tire can I use your phone!
AbDUCT tape
Camembert!
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
Star Bucks.
This guy.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
8-bitcoins
Your name! -
There were too many Links.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Sign language.
BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion
It takes longer to pick up
Once you get used to it it's not so hot.
He's already got a Thor Axe.
Because they cant find the point.
Because he was using fowl language!
Metal Gears
The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader
He used sarin wrap
Slow down and use lubricant.
They use quack!
Use tomato paste.
Shoplifting
They like to stay low-key.
They use boo-eys.
Sans Sheriff.
The living room
One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!
Mint conditioner.
Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!
A cross trainer.
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.
Her/she
Electricity.
Why not 17 What's stopping us
Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian
Use your test tickles
Use a squeegee board.
On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
They use a conveyor belt.
Daeshcams
A Thormos.
Because there is no quarter for the wicked.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
Purrgatory.
A flirtation device.
They log on
You use a spirit level.
Use the forks Luke.
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Moist-your-eyes-er
Mascarpone!
Trinary
A Waterloo
Ones used for cunning stunts.
Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.
So they have something to do at night.
A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.
He uses a cacti-lator!
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
U and I.
She was always using fowl language.
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!
Demeter.
A pan. Duh!
Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame
Because he used a honey comb.
Bar tender
Spudify.
An archerd.
Evo-lotion.
Hijab
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Durashells
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.
Frodough.
Using imperial units.
Cold cuts.
The Hodor-eliminating kind.
JabbaScript
Pier to Pier Networking
A wookiee talkie.
Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.
Because they knead dough to make a living.
Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!
Because he wanted to be a-loone.
He got a way with words.
Bonnie and Clydesdale!
No connection
Salt
The snort quack.
A Cantleope
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!
A cuss-todian!
Unix
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
