When there are no attachments
Wait at a buzz stop!
So she could use it as a mirror.
A No. 2 pencil.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
Their P is silent.
Bawdy wash.
Comcast
FDR. His standup could use some work.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
There's too many Links.
Horror-scopes!
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
A terror-phone.
She's almost as smart as a man.
Mom and Dad.
Because black boards matter.
He uses a Luigi board.
I used to know it, but... Affogato.
Weirdo (weird dough).
There is writing on the White-out.
Quackbooks!
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
To find its stomate!
He leaves a dark mark
Pen and Oink!
He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.
Tartar sauce!
I'd prefer if you included tigress
She turned it over and used the other side.
To keep their hats pointed.
Word,yo.
It was juts a stage he was going through.
A telefern
Adobe-Wan Kenobi
Root position cords.
Because they only use half pipes.
Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!
They use Bootox.
A pedometer
He used the Hookshot!
P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.
An ex-boxer.
They both love using the shredder.
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
I think I could use a Han here.
Fake money they use in prisons.
He couldn't part with it.
You use tulips.
The trainer responds, "The ATM"
Iced lolly.
Oz Moses.
All-porpoise cleaner.
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
Show your work.
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
He had to start from scratch.
Tom" Cruise Missiles.
Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
A. Their personalities.
Too many incompatible drivers.
She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*
Because they lived once
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
He uses a hans free device
The Inter-nyet.
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
I know where we're going.
Potatoes
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
JawaScript
Occam's razor
Canuck-chucks.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."
Arcane-gel!
By using their instinks and common scents!
Uniball.
Because he always uses a razor.
It's finger licking good.
Mennonitis!
Olay.
He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!
A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
He didn't use enough force...
Use a starch engine.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Deterrent.
BLEEE-AAAACH!
Squawky-talkies!
Did your manners die too Use your words!
Rep Tiles
Daesh Network
She probably gets royalties
Dis counts!!
It wasn't his type.
Zom-bees
An irrelephant.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Because someone stole his thunder
The robber ducky
Al-gore-ythms
One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!
There is correction fluid on screen.
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
He was looking for Pooh.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Stalagmice!
They're always picking on him.
Because the ends justify the memes
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
