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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

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Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.