Namaste
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Because the material is so groovy.
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
Namaste.
