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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.