What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Who was left?

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Dolly.

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Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.