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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.