What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

How was your interview?

Munnu: It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu: So Munnu: I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw