What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.