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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.