What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.