What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.