What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!