What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

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What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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SHORYUKEN***

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We Can't Alope

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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It's not a too-nah!