What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

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What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.