What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!