What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"