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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

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Camal-Flage

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.