What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop.

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What's the difference between Pokémon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)