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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.