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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out.

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Your plaice or mine'!

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.