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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

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Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

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What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!