Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito?

Its one of his joke.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah