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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

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What's the definition of "de javu"?

Jokes on

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah