Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house.....

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.