Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay