Nah, I'm still working on it.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like
He had to parrot.
A celery increase.
Because jokes aren't apparent.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
Nah. I'ma stay.
