Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

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What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.