Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.