Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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It was udder destruction.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.