Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.