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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

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Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.