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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

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What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.