Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

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What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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Tea Rex

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.