What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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A bearded collie!

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To much beer and not enough bathrooms

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Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.