What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Vowel Jokes More Vowel Jokes

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

Vowel Movement Jokes More Vowel Movement Jokes

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!