What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.