What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement?

Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.