What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.