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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.