A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
Because it's good ferrous.
It's holey! get it
When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.
