What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?