What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

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How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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What's better than honor?

Inner

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?