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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out.

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*