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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*