When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '