When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '