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HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Vocabulary
A Freudian Sleep.
They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.
Lonely
We don't talk about it...
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
Nothing bananas can't talk.
Cell Phones.
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Current events
A topical rainforest.
You always end up going off onto tangents.
He was talking on his shellphone.
With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.
Fruit can't talk
Because you lose every time you talk about him ()
Nothing, instruments don't talk.
They are sitting on their lips!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
He is so misunderstood.
Shiitake mushrooms.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
Ask about his routine.
Jack and the beans talk
Oh my god a talking coconut!
Shiit-talking mushrooms
5 minutes talk to wife.
The NHL playoffs
They're always talking about God.
Because he's a cross product.
Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.
Yall nailed it.
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
Dodged-a-Rango
They'll B flat
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
Because there is no point!
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Calculus
You talk to him!
A cognac
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
They already know everything.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
Arduous.
He says "I'm not a sales guy".
He was talking smack.
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.
Talking while driving.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
So that they can hear each other over their clothes
A small medium at large.
He was a little horse
Doctor Dolittle
An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
They're still talking about what happened in 1982.
Talk in your sleep.
Eh?
You have to read ursine.
Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!
Stephen Talking.
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
Swine language
Coink! Coink!
Disney spells.
By long distance.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
They trash talk.
A spelling bee!
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
By 'elephone!
A bird that talks in morse code!
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
It is a breeze
When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
Me stops jumping: You would have said no
Send him to polytechnic!
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.
The cow jumped over the moon.
Marriage, you wanna?
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Toucan
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.
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