Fart
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Vocabulary
A Freudian Sleep.
They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.
Lonely
We don't talk about it...
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
Nothing bananas can't talk.
Cell Phones.
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Current events
A topical rainforest.
You always end up going off onto tangents.
He was talking on his shellphone.
With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
Fruit can't talk
Because you lose every time you talk about him ()
Nothing, instruments don't talk.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
He is so misunderstood.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
Ask about his routine.
Jack and the beans talk
Oh my god a talking coconut!
5 minutes talk to wife.
The NHL playoffs
Because he's a cross product.
Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
Dodged-a-Rango
They'll B flat
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
Because there is no point!
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Calculus
You talk to him!
A cognac
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
They already know everything.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
Arduous.
He says "I'm not a sales guy".
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.
Talking while driving.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
So that they can hear each other over their clothes
A small medium at large.
He was a little horse
Doctor Dolittle
An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
Talk in your sleep.
You have to read ursine.
Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
Swine language
Coink! Coink!
Disney spells.
By long distance.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
They trash talk.
A spelling bee!
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
By 'elephone!
A bird that talks in morse code!
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
It is a breeze
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
Send him to polytechnic!
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
I would never do that. It's the worst.
Baron mind who you're talking to!
Popular
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
An animal that talks your head off.
Because money talks.
Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Ha, you really think rocks can talk
They always talk about how they're from New York.
When you're talking about choices.
Because he's always talking trash.
Aries a reason why I talk this way!
Because they're all dead.
Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
A moo'd specialist.
A milk dud
A tail pail!
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
A living Ben and Gwen.
It's holey! get it
A Skywalker
Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.
One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.
Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant
Carefully
A lunartic.
He takes the psychopath.
A buck 'n ear
A buck an ear!
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.
There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.
