Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What did A say to B about: and D?

They seem happy when they are together -

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker