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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!