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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Who's there! Baron! Baron who?

Baron mind who you're talking to!

B Jokes More B Jokes

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.