Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)