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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.