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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.