What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

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Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.