What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.