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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

What's wrong with Bessie?

She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis

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What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.