What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.