What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat