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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.