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What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What is Batman's least favorite ice cream?

Vanilla Bane!

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.