What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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How does Batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice

What does Batman do with all his spare money?

He makes it wayne

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.