What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!