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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.