What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.