What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.