Jupiter Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?

Miniature golf!

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.