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Jupiter Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

Miniature Golf Jokes More Miniature Golf Jokes

What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?

Miniature golf!

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter