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Jupiter Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

Miniature Golf Jokes More Miniature Golf Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?

Miniature golf!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?