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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?

Miniature golf!