Jupiter Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?

Miniature golf!

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.