Two flutists playing in unison.
Kick boxing
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
A bird who steals!
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
Czarcasm.
Shoot the first one.