Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
He forgot.
He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
By the ears...
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Cugat to love my jokes!
Because they got nun to love them
The screwing you get for the screwing you got!
An incongruity between expectation and result.
