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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.