What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.