What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony.

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Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

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What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

"One who has never been bed-ridden!"

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.