Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Uh...standby I'll check on that.
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
Matt
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
He loves major keys.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
A thin mouse!
The past tense of "moo"!