Philately will get you no where.
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Because women love digging up the past.
You really have a smart uniform.
She couldn't see that well.
M'alaydy
The back of my hand.
A girl has no name.
When he's a billionaire.
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
I don't care. You pick
Because women are right.
A 100$ bill
She complains to a man.
Because he cauterize.
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
Amazon.
Ciabatta very good!
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Antibiotics.
Rich... Also an ambulance.
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
They know how to work under the hood!
Banner.
Feminem
Single.
Nothing, you already told her once.
Because she was his sole mate.
Bernadette
Bernadette.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
You can skip the flat ones.
They'll get chapped lips!
Because it went straight pasta.
You start as a billionaire
A stillborn
Inconceivable.
The nun has hope in her soul!
Sue.
Itali-cized.
Wait, I can explain everything!
A woman.
Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken
Nun
Nothing. She's already been told.
100 bill.
Nothing, you already told her twice.
They both couldn't vote before 1920
Sue she
Because it's worth it.
Nothing, she's already been told twice.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
Nothing, you've already told her.
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
Kitchen
A widow.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Say something different.
There's a clock on the stove.
Cher!
A widow
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
There's not enough womb!
On OkilyDokilyCupid
It stares.
Like a sixpack
The ATM
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
He just wants her to be down to Mars
He snooker in!
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
No woman wears the same attire every year.
A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.
His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Because we're not all sandwiches
Bernadette!
A flirtation device.
You skip across the flat ones.
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
OC It was her sole comfort.
To prevent them from whistling.
The Auntie Christ.
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
Penacilin
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
Because they rappel men and women.
100$ bill
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
Annette
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Cameron film are needed to take pictures!
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
Pluto.
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
It was closed.
Deterrent.
Turban Outfitters!
A moot ant
Pupil: It's stolen!
Nyet long. He's always Russian.
Motorcycles don't have trunks
A sneaker.
A stole.
