Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.