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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss