Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've told her twice already

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What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss