Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

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What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss