It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Nails in their hands and feet
Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Xavier
Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!
A Christler.
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
He forgot the safe word
Fruit of the Womb
Jesus. He went for the cross
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.
He used the Cross Walk.
Have it Yahweh.
Hebrew
OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!
He does crossfit.
Jesus doesn't think he's Bono
Hebrews it.
Jesus
Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body
Jesus in a submarine.
Crossfit
They keep falling through his hands.
Hangman and lacrosse
Because he hates crosswalks
Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)
He forgot his safe word.
He's always nailed to the boards....
I am bread.
A Chrysler
Nine Inch Nails
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
Nine Inch Nails.
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
A nail gun.
When Jesus went up for the cross.
Jesus on a rubber cross!
If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.
Because he loves miso
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
Because he was crossed.
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Because Jesus took the wheel.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
Because Jesus saves.
A nail gun
He denied Jesus 3 times
Cross fit
Allah back!
All those spikes hurt his hands
I'm Crossed.
Because he's a cross product.
Using the lords name in vanity
Yall nailed it.
What would you do?
Nailed it!
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
He died on the cross!
Allah take the flight controls
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
The blasfemur
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Kanye's not him.
HOLY MACKAREL!
He always gets nailed to the boards.
Because he was born in a barn.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Me! That hurts!
Many are cold, but few are frozen.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
To Test a Mint
Math hue.
He got hammered with his buddies.
Miracle whip.
Baby on board.
They all had a brave-heart.
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.
He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
Hebrews.
Crucifried
Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?
He was Cross-Fit.
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
The Cross Product
Jiu Jitsu.
A bit cross.
Jesus may actually return some day.
A velocirapture
Depends
Depends.
A Tattoo.
Lawrence of Dublin.
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Deciding which to tell people first.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.
When it's on the house.
I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
Hello, ladies
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
