Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
A Christler.
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Fruit of the Womb
He used the Cross Walk.
Have it Yahweh.
A nail gun.
He does crossfit.
Hebrews it.
Jesus in a submarine.
Crossfit
They keep falling through his hands.
Because he hates crosswalks
Jesus
Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)
He forgot his safe word.
He's always nailed to the boards....
I am bread.
A Chrysler
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
Nine Inch Nails.
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
Because he loves miso
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
Because he was crossed.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Because Jesus took the wheel.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
Because Jesus saves.
A nail gun
He denied Jesus 3 times
Cross fit
I'm Crossed.
Because he's a cross product.
Using the lords name in vanity
What would you do?
He died on the cross!
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
The blasfemur
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Kanye's not him.
HOLY MACKAREL!
He always gets nailed to the boards.
Because he was born in a barn.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
To Test a Mint
Math hue.
He got hammered with his buddies.
Miracle whip.
They all had a brave-heart.
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.
He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
Hebrews.
He was Cross-Fit.
The Cross Product
Jiu Jitsu.
A bit cross.
Jesus may actually return some day.
A velocirapture
Because it was Hammertime'
A Cruci-fixie.
Because they fall through his hands.
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
Jesus in a hurry.
Because he said he loves miso.
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
He was cross.
Because Jesus WEPt.
Pontius Pilates
Because he only had 12 followers.
He got crossed up.
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
Made you look!
OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Pray-Pal
This is my body, I'm nice with jam.
He didn't like the Pilate
A nail gun!
Because given enough time it rises
J.C. Penny
Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.
A cross trainer.
Cause they had a weigh in the manger.
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns
4. Prophet.
Helefino.
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
Cross fit.
Deciding which to tell people first.
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
It varies from person to person.
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
3 years
Time
