Because Jesus was born in a barn.
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Annabel would be useful on this door!
The Chosen Juan.
His right to human arms
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Fridays.
Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
He didn't use enough force...
It's a place of udder delight.
The devil has standards.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)