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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.