Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn