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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn