Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there! Alexia! Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.