What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there! Alexia! Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

Michael Jokes More Michael Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.