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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Michael Jokes More Michael Jokes

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."