What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents.

Michael Jokes More Michael Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael