What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.