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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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He's looking over his shoulder

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Making them!!!

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.