What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Loafer Jokes More Loafer Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What do you call a lazy baker?

A loafer...