What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.