What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

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What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!