What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is