What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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What fish do road-menders use?

Pneumatic krill!

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is