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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon.

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish