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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

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What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

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What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is