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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

Breakdance Jokes More Breakdance Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish