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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

Big Girl Jokes More Big Girl Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!