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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Where did the little girl go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis?

Smelling salts.

Big Girl Jokes More Big Girl Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.