Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.