Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.