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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

Big Girl Jokes More Big Girl Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!