Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.