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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Commission Jokes More Commission Jokes

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift