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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

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Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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Where's my money?

A loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.