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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

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How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Commission Jokes More Commission Jokes

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift