Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Wife.
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
To Test a Mint
What would you do.
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Because he cantaloupe.
Canada deserves to be plan eh.
He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
Pops
Because everything they have disappears
Prom night.
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
The week force.
One to three for breaking and entering.
