Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
He took his wife for granite.
The Cross Product
He was cross.
I'm just asking for a friend)
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.
Because it didn't plan it.
Tell him your plans.
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Just add a G and now she's gone.
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
Friday.
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
Because business was very light.
The Easter Barney!
Because it was a little chicken.
