What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.