Unemployed.
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
The week force.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!
Causal fridays.
Because business was very light.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
It's a week day.
Well it's back to the old grind!
Unemployed
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
He doesn't have a job.
So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
Because Demeter stopped working.
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
A toy builder.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Because 7 ate 9...
Because no one wants them.
He didn't want to show up for the finals
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Who wants to know?
He got lost in the maize.
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
Jar Jars.
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."
