Unemployed.
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A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
The week force.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Causal fridays.
Because business was very light.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It's a week day.
Well it's back to the old grind!
Unemployed
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
He doesn't have a job.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
It's always prepared.
In case he got a hole in one.
It takes too long to retrain them.
So the violists don't need to be retrained.
Because he had no compaDREs.
Because he could only say, "neighn!"
No studs. All tongue in groove.
Me: I didn't see you coming!
Because other stores are too mainSteam.
Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
You meet new people every day.
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
