Unemployed.
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
The week force.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!
Causal fridays.
Because business was very light.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
It's a week day.
Well it's back to the old grind!
Unemployed
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
He doesn't have a job.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
You give her a test-tickle.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
Grounds for termination.
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Patty O'Furniture
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
Because nobody liked it on earth.
You guys have no life!
Nobody nose!
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
