Unemployed.
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
The week force.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!
Causal fridays.
Because business was very light.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
It's a week day.
Well it's back to the old grind!
Unemployed
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
He doesn't have a job.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
It's knees.
No telemarketers.
A trajeudi.
Friday by Rebecca Black
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
When they're in Denali.
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
By his coffin!
They pilaf. I'll show my way out
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Because her hips won't lie.
The sock, he's always there in hard times.
Second gear.
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
