Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.