Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

How did you get into my house?

Business.