Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!