Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office.

What is a ferret funeral?

Serious business