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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.