Business Jokes

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Business Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

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What do you call a sister who works for you?

Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset?

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

What is a ferret funeral?

Why do brothels support Hillary?

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

How do dogs do business?

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

Why do businesses move to India?

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

How did you get into my house?

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

What is your line of business?

Why do bakers go into business?

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

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What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

How's the business?

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Why did the coke dealer retire?

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

How do fish go into business?

What business is King Kong in?

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

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Where are the raisins today?