All of its servers were busy
Removed
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
A wake-tress
By losing a billion dollars in business.
Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)
Because all of the servers are busy.