What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

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Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.