What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System