Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
Too many Cheetahs.
Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.
Ask them to pronounce it.
Get in the Karma.
Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Repost
Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55
They are both generators (jenner-rater)
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
