Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Well, it worked with the slaves.
Vegetarians!
Because she had a pun in the oven!
They'll tell you.
About 5 seconds.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
Is funny and is a joke!
Because attachments are forbidden
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Comment after reading the article.
First time posting to.
He re-posts it.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.