Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
Because there's so much base.
Because they always take things, literally.
Tell him drinks are on the house.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Reddit
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Because I've "reddit" before
Comment after reading the article.
The real joke is always in the comments!
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
There were no jokes in the Post.
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
