Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Have they never had pizza
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Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.
They'll tell you
I reddit.
Nothing, it's just a website.
RIP post
The posters
Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
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There are posts on the frontpage
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.