Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Because if you're not there, then you're not around.
Ahola.
Tell them it's nearly finished.
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
I reddit.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
Because I've "reddit" before
The punchline was too long
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
