Al-redi-reddi-tt.
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
Because it was A Minor.
A miner infraction! From, posted by
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
There were no jokes in the Post.
Post.
Post on Sundays.
Accidentally hit submit before you
By posting it over and over on the same subreddit
Post-us
Because my PC is a Dell.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Everywhere else.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
Because the ends justify the memes
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
I'll tell you on my next post
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Because his parents are vegetables.
I'll post the punchline later.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)
He re-posts it.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
Beans on post!
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
It's pointless just like this post
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Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Becau
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
This post.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Oh, they'll tell you.
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
Like we're going outside...
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Imgrrrrrrr
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
They are afraid of the Reposte.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.
Annette.
Elf-ies.
You skip the punchline.
Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.
Just add a G and now she's gone.
Victoria's Secret...
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
One good turn deserves another.
Canada deserves to be plan eh.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
Hahaharvard
Twitter has a character limit
A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
There was a lot of reposting to do
There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
