Al-redi-reddi-tt.
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Because it was A Minor.
A miner infraction! From, posted by
Everything there is recycled, including this post.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
There were no jokes in the Post.
Post.
Post on Sundays.
EVERYDAY!!
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!
Accidentally hit submit before you
By posting it over and over on the same subreddit
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Post-us
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Because my PC is a Dell.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
Everywhere else.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
Because the ends justify the memes
He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.
Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
Cause it's an all mail business.
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?
This post was removed
I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
I'll tell you on my next post
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
First time posting to.
Because his parents are vegetables.
I'll post the punchline later.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
I don't know I just fly the drone
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
He re-posts it.
There are posts on the frontpage
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
Wow, such empty
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
Beans on post!
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Top post on /r/Jokes.
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
It promotes equality.
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
People who post the joke intro twice.
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
It's pointless just like this post
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Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
Becau
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
This post.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Oh, they'll tell you.
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
Like this.
RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post
Like we're going outside...
I don't know, check the post above me.
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Imgrrrrrrr
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
It makes the front page.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
They are afraid of the Reposte.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.
Annette.
Elf-ies.
A Brazillionaire!
They like being stationery.
A Russian spy.
The ones with food.
On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.
He thought he was going to Arrrland.
It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Because he is PM not AM
