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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Where do post go when they die in Reddit?

Everywhere else.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys