What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it!