What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What do elves post on Social Media?

Elf-ies.

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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.