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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it!