What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?

This is the end of me!

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.