What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.