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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star Wars.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

Mma Fighter Jokes More Mma Fighter Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

How do you call a game console named after an MMA fighter?

Nate DS