What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!