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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!