What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.