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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

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What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!