What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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Icee.

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.