How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

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How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!