How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo