How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

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One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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He worked it out with a pencil.

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Elizabeth.

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Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.