How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

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What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Gargoyle Jokes More Gargoyle Jokes

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.