How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Gargoyle Jokes More Gargoyle Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!