How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.