How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Gargoyle Jokes More Gargoyle Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!