How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Elizabeth.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.