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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.