Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'