Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.