Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin